FNU

Set down your kombucha and unpack your commemorative tote; it’s time for the Fake News Update, your daily installment of all the news you never knew you needed and all the news you never needed to know.

TRANSCRIPTS
April 1, 2019: “Time for a Clambake”
April 2, 2019: “A-Meryl-ca, the Beautiful”
April 3, 2019: “Mrs. Doubtfire’s Basement Laboratory”
April 4, 2019: “Remixology ft. Adal Rifai”
April 8, 2019: “Beef you can EAT!”
April 9, 2019: “Anahita’s New Bangs”
April 10, 2019: “Crocodile DunDON’T!”
April 11, 2019: “Creamed Corn”
April 15, 2019: “Makin’ Whoopie!”
April 16, 2019: “Smack and Cheesus”
April 17, 2019: “Great British Snake Off”
April 18 2019: “Tax Season ft Barrett Wilbert Weed”
April 22, 2019: “Annually Eschner”
April 23, 2019: “Jennifer Faniston”
April 24, 2019: “The Golden Boys”
April 25, 2019: “That’s Gravy, Baby!”
April 29, 2019: “Beep Bop, The Shoelace Man”
April 30, 2019: “Fraternal Regrets”
May 1, 2019: “Eschners Assessing”
May 2, 2019: Not Ready for a Tony
May 6, 2019: “Hot CoCo”
May 7, 2019: “Anahita’s Dicky!”
May 8, 2019: “Dumb and Dahmer”
May 9, 2019: “The Moulin News ft. Yedoye Travis”
May 13, 2019: “Cold Drinks!”
May 14, 2019: “Perennial’s Sexy Car Soap”
May 15, 2019: “Sintendo”
May 16, 2019: “FN MINESHAFT?!”
May 20, 2019: “Well I’ll be Laura Dern’d”
May 21, 2019: “Puppy Cam”
May 22, 2019: “Hoboken Gravy Train”
May 23, 2019: “A Taste of Gogh ft. Matt Young”
May 27, 2019: “Mineshafted”
May 28, 2019: “Mine Precious”
May 29, 2019: “Shakur, the Sex Demon”
May 30, 2019: “Sexorcism”
June 3, 2019: “Less Miserables!”
June 4, 2019: “Imogen Heap’s Music Mittens”
June 5, 2019: “Yo!: No!: Yoko Ono”
June 6, 2019: “Award Winning Annual”
June 10, 2019: “Anahita Sweats Through Her Dicky”
June 11, 2019: “Perennial’s Nemesis, Guy Fieri”
June 12, 2019: “Cooba GREAT-ing Junior”
June 13, 2019: “Oopsie! ft. Khristine Hvam ”
June 17, 2019: “FFNU: Freaky Friday News Update”
June 18, 2019: “Lindsay Lohan, return our calls!”
June 19, 2019: “Mutual respect and umberstanding”
June 20, 2019: “Thanks, Lindsay Lohan!”
June 24, 2019: “Hollywood Vide-NO!”
June 25, 2019 – “More like BANna Barbera”
June 25, 2019 – “Kiss Kiss Bang Bangles”
June 27, 2019 – “Wait, Wait – DO Tell Me!”
July 1, 2019 – “Maxi Pads, Maxi FUN!”
July 2, 2019 – “Ruth Bader Ginscat”
July 3, 2019 – “Feline News Update”
July 4, 2019 – “KLMNOP Cat Fight!”
July 8, 2019 – “You’re Simply the Esch!”
July 9, 2019 – “Pillsbury Dough Bombs”
July 10, 2019 – “Like Angela Bassett”
July 11, 2019 – “How Perennial Got His Groove Back”
July 15, 2019 – “Anahita ArdaShorn”
July 16, 2019 – “Anahita ScissorHands”
July 17, 2019 – “Anahita Ardimbruglia”
July 18, 2019 – “Anahita HeartofGold”
July 22, 2019 – “Who Murdered Kelly?”
July 23, 2019 – “Perennial Murdered Kelly”
July 24, 2019 – “Never Mind, He Didn’t”
July 25, 2019 – “Kelly wasn’t Murdered.”
July 29, 2019 – “Bravian Flu”
July 30, 2019 – “That’s Swayze, Baby!”
July 31, 2019 – “Crocodile Dundee 4: Crocodile Dundee Done Did the Dun-deed Indeed”
August 1, 2019 – “I’mawinner Ardashir [Justice]”
August 5, 2019 – “Brother Hank’s Endtime Circus”
August 6, 2019 – “EnLAUGHtenment”
August 7, 2019 – “It’s Hard to Have Faith”
August 8, 2019 – “Spencer’s Gift”
August 12, 2019 – “The Improbable News Programme”
August 13, 2019 – “The Fake News Family Hour”
August 14, 2019 – “Automobile Confessions”
August 15, 2019 – “Fake News Babies”
August 19, 2019 – “Fake News X-TREME Teen Update”

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